This is My Hyperbole

This is “TOOTH AND NAIL” by COME DOWN HEAVEN - kind of a pop-punky little ditty…

We invented the perfect way to open a live show: It’s called “SPACEAGED.” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! Feast your ears.

(And once again, I have permission to let Tumblr use this under Terms of Service because it’s copyrighted.)

I wrote this song after I read “Valley of the Dolls.” It’s about pills and it’s called “WAITING FOR THE DOLLS” and it’s your daily dose of Daniel for Thursday the 29th.

This is called “MINE LEVIATHAN.” It’s about my… well… it’s about a lot of things. Let’s just keep it at that. Come on, baby -It ain’t easy being hard! (Obviously a live recording… though I don’t recall which show it was. A shot in the dark would be Hell’s Kitchen?)

This song is about Tacoma. I think. Might be about the world in general… it’s called “OUTSIDE THE ZOO.” If you’re anywhere near Lucas Farris you have to kiss him at the end of it. Those are the rules!

The Zune just played “SILENT NIGHT” for me - it likes my band today! I don’t think this song was ever really properly recorded studio-wise. It likes my LIVE band today, I guess. But those are the rules. When the MP3 plays I have to upload it. I made the rule, but it’s a good rule. Also, with the satellites falling from space right now my lyrics are pretty apt, I have to say… And, yes - I have the copyrights. I did it when we got our first (and only) record contract because I was paranoid… could’ve been the drugs…

Another live recording. Every time my Zune randomly plays one of my songs I’ll upload said song! This is called “BALLPEEN HAMMER.” Once again - I own all the rights to these songs. It’s on file. Plus I’ll KILL you if you rip me off!

Hand in hand in broken hand, we’re all dancing on the dragons tail… This song is called “AMERICAN EXPRESS.”

(I hold all copyrights to the musick and lyrics, so DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, intellectual thieves!)